Jerry Anderson provided plenty of comic relief for the *P Rush board.
Here are some JA Classics:


===============   Note     1              =================
Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:                ALL                   Date:    12/04/1993
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:54 PM


AYEP, THAT'S ME.  AND I'M HERE TO ESTABLISH MY COMMAND
CONTROL.   WRITE DOWN MY ID.   THERE WILL BE NO LIBERALS
LEFT AFTER I KICK THEIR BUTTS


                             BUBBA
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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/04
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:     4:21 PM

Cuz,

    How's it going?



Keeper of Wasabi Castle
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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    12/04
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     6:30 PM

Address me as 'King', sir.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/04
From:   DGXJ38A    DAVID YATES           Time:     7:27 PM


   I think you have all the balls to be crowned the official
Queen of the Dittoheads.

                                   David
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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/05
From:   EJJF13A    PETER HICKEY          Time:     2:52 AM

King Dit:
   Are you some kind of a joke?  I thought Elvis was the
King.  Right now, I've other things to occupy my time, but
I'll put you in your place after New Year's.  You may be the
King of the Dittoheads (why would you want to admit such a
thing?), but I remain the one and only.....
                                    Lord of the Flies


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     EJJF13A    PETER HICKEY          Date:    12/05
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    11:33 AM

I'll own you and Yates and Torleumke and Coppage and
Corso and Haygood and Joy Blanton and the rest of the
weaklings as soon as I get my free access to the boards
deal worked out with prodigy...

clinTon is a gawd damn liar =====>> PERIOD <<=====
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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/05
From:   EJJF13A    PETER HICKEY          Time:    12:34 PM

Ditking:
   Dream on, fool.  You'll own nothing but a name of mud
when you try to mess with the Great Americans you mentioned
in your note.  In the meantime, I suggest that you find some
way to stretch your welfare check to cover your P* bill.
Free access?  HA HA HA!
                                        LOTF


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/05
From:   HKDF02C    MIKE MCNABB           Time:     2:47 PM

    Hey old timer.
mike


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     EJJF13A    PETER HICKEY          Date:    12/05
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     3:45 PM

I will own your ass ,,, Period.

Just ask Coppage and Torleumke who they fear the most
to follow them around the boards.   DT is a racist and
Coppage is a phag.  clinTon is a joke and Owl Gore lies.

                             JHA


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     HKDF02C    MIKE MCNABB           Date:    12/05
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     3:45 PM

The Nabber
The Nabmeister
Nabaroni
McDood

or something ,,, cool
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/05
From:   HKDF02C    MIKE MCNABB           Time:     8:15 PM

    So you makin a comeback on them these boards eh?  I
almost feel sorry for the dits on this board, they're gettin
killed.
mike


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   SGXF60A    PATRICK TYSON         Time:     0:46 AM

Old king dittohead,

I'll try to stifle my reaction to your return.
Yawn.
What can I write.

Seeker
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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   TKVY59A    RICHARD SIKES         Time:     0:48 AM

I'm coverin' your back, BUBBA.  They will walk, crawl, and
limp away!


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   TWCV17A    MARK HEIGL            Time:     0:48 AM

If the DIT GOD RUSH can't do it, what makes you think you
can?

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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     TWCV17A    MARK HEIGL            Date:    12/06
From:   BGTJ02A    CHARLES MARQUETTE     Time:     1:44 AM

Mark:  #13
  Brains? You said Brains? I never thought you had any!
What would we do without *P to sit at and call others names!
You, Billy Bush,Kenny Milks,tc ..just to name a few,are
grate at mud slingin.Great at nothing else!! Oh,I almost
forgot to mention TORKY,I wonder how he liked the mountains
this last weekend?


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     BGTJ02A    CHARLES MARQUETTE     Date:    12/06
From:   NSBM38A    WILLIAM BUSH          Time:    10:09 AM

Charles,

Refute the allegation that the literature of the mideval
period was moribund.

                          Thanks.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     SGXF60A    PATRICK TYSON         Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:08 PM

McNubber says the dits are getting killed.

By who ,,, Coppage ???  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

I'll own all of them as soon as I get my free 10 hours.
Thaz all it'll take.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     TKVY59A    RICHARD SIKES         Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:12 PM

Pay attention, you'll learn something ,,, I may be the
only male member here who has seen joy blanton nekkid ,,,
Except for the orange bloomers and red cowgirl boots


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     TWCV17A    MARK HEIGL            Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:12 PM

Rush is a novice compared to me.   He steals my material
Notice how he now calls Gore by the name I gave him over
a year ago ====>> Owl <<====

Rush is an idiot.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NSBM38A    WILLIAM BUSH          Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:16 PM

understand you met haygood and corso in Florida the other
day.   Did either one make a sexual pass at you.   I've
heard rumors about them and they want me to come down there
to play a few holes ,,, golf, ya know.   I'm good at that
game but my momma won't let me play with phags or colored
people.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NSBM38A    WILLIAM BUSH          Date:    12/06
From:   BGTJ02A    CHARLES MARQUETTE     Time:    12:32 PM

Billy Boy:  #15
  What are you talking about now? Of course it is moribund!
(your spelling) If I remember correctly,I did not mention
any Lit..Have not read any on this subject since College
Days! Still using those funny smokes?


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   NSBM38A    WILLIAM BUSH          Time:     1:03 PM

No one made a pass at anyone.  However, we toasted to the
proposition that Rush is fat.  Gus looks like he's in pretty
good shape to me, so take that into consideration before you
make a golf bet sight unseen.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     3:48 PM

JA -- Re your Note #17. Dream on.

                                 Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Time:     3:57 PM

sos we had this herd of collier boz on here a while back.

some of em worshiped the ground you walked on.

but i suspect you know that.

                  welcome back


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NSBM38A    WILLIAM BUSH          Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     6:36 PM

I can whup corso and haybad with borrowed golf clubs ...

Somebody oughta financially back me.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     6:36 PM

hee hee hee ,,,

I new (for Karrie) you'd be lurking.
Where's the action.   Do y'all want me to dispose
of Coppage and Tork-loonie immediately or just toy
with them for awhile ????
please advise, you know my staying power on the BBs ...


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     6:41 PM

Hi Dood !!!  Where are the whupped dits.  I need to get
their spirits soaring again ...

I bet Coppage walked around with a perpetual woodie
after Walsh announced that Bush was in the loop, huh ???


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Time:     9:20 PM

Blowboy, nobody else wants to be King Tird,
so we'll let you have that title.

Enjoy your reign,
tc

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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Date:    12/06
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    10:02 PM

snort snort ,,, that's what a pig sue-ie says when it
get's it's pig skin over thar in fayitville.

How do you like that supreme court decision concerning the
boy scouts ,,, thank god for reasonable jurists such as
Clarence Thomas ...  We oughta erect a statue of him ,,,
with his foot on the back of all the liberal's necks.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/06
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:    10:02 PM

JA -- I don't want you to dispose of anybody. I just want
you to be a nice little boy. Impossible?

                                        Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/07
From:   PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Time:     0:22 AM

Jerry, you're acting like a human being.


Why?

tc


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/07
From:   AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Time:     8:45 AM

ya got all sortsa new dits on here that need yer guidance on
how to fight with style.

i suspect it's christmas computers & term memberships, sos
you'll hafta work fast. start with richard sikes, he rather
fancys himself an intellectual calvinist dit.  should be
short work.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/07
From:   AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Time:     8:45 AM

oh yeah, i didn't check tc for a woody after the walsh
announcement


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/07
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     9:24 AM

I don't know hjow to be nice.   Haygood taught me everything
I know.    Besides, some of these folks need to be tweaked


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Date:    12/07
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     9:24 AM

i'll bet coppage had one that a cat couldn't scratch down.

Bush is innocent.  So is Reagan.

Ron Brown, now that's a different matter.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/07
From:   AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Time:    12:49 PM

i'm a 100% positive their all guilty.

     i think


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     AFWU50A    KENNETH MILKS         Date:    12/07
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     6:08 PM

you're prpbably correct,,,
or something

they're all guilty.  I wish we could put them in a dunking
machine with alleygators in the water.   We could give
the politicians are fair shake ,,, we could stand at least
3' from the 'drop button'


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/07
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     9:59 PM

JA -- Blame it on Haybad.

                          Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/07
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    11:45 PM

He is a bad influence and he has a new ID ...

There goes the neighborhood.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/08
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:    12:03 PM

JA -- In other words, peer pressure. Isn't that what all
teens say today?

                                Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/08
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     9:23 PM

J. Hayes--respectfully, may the
force be with you.


                  MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/08
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     9:23 PM

You're out of touch. Most teens say 'hey,
how bout that Reds game?' or 'those
Browns sure suck' or 'Nirvana kicks a$$'.
Not a one i've met yet tells me 'i can't
take this peer pressure, this peer pressure
is really getting me down, etc.'
i have a 17 year old i can rent out for a weekend.  MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/08
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     9:40 PM

MMM -- I have a 13 yr. old grandson, and I'll have to admit
he's never mention "peer pressure" to me. His name is
Micaiah. His sister's name (She's 12) is Samantha. We call
her Sam. These are my youngest son's children. They live in
the same town I live in. Micaiah & Sam came over last night
& helped me put up my outside Christmas lights.
                                 Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/08
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:    10:17 PM

Sooo...what you're tryin to tell me is that
you might not want to rent my 17 year old?

I taught him how to cook.
Almost a straight A student.
Principal loves him.
Are you sure?            MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/08
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    11:05 PM

uhhhh ,,, what force.
the force sucks
or something ,,,


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/08
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    11:05 PM

Are you really Jerry Seftor in drag ???


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/08
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:    11:34 PM

Star Wars 1 was on tonight.

Next one is on tomorrow night.

think that is the one where those little
woolly people abound.
                    MMM


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Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/09
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    12:49 PM

star wars sucks
or something


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/09
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     2:14 PM

JA -- Could be.

                    Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/09
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     2:14 PM

MMM -- I love children. I'll keep your son in mind.

                                             Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/09
From:   PHXA52A    DONALD CLARKE JR      Time:     2:37 PM

Who died and appointed you King Dittohead? The last I heard,
you were complaining because *P stripped you of your
nittohead throne. And besides, no one could be King
Dittohead except Rush Limbaugh himself, or maybe Dornan...


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     PHXA52A    DONALD CLARKE JR      Date:    12/09
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     8:02 PM

yawn ,,,


I'm the new King and I'm fixin to go to the next subject
to find out who this new sheriff is.  Better not be who
I think it is.


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/10
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     9:04 PM

yeah, that third one is on again.

can't figure it out, though, it's
called episode VI.


                  MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/10
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     9:04 PM

ok.

helpful hint--he likes weird al and
is a good driver.

                 MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/10
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:    10:02 PM

I can tell you why it is called episode VI ,,,

Supposedly, they are from chapters in a bigger book

or something


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Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/11
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     1:10 AM

my son told me differently.

he said there were supposed to be
six films.
i can't imagine vader lastin through
six films with that helmet on.
lynne, btw, has one of those. i want it.  MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/11
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:    10:28 PM

MMM -- Say your son's under 25. Hmmmmm. I'm not sure I can
afford his car insurance.

                                   Joyful


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Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/11
From:   HPGT42A    GUS CORSO             Time:    11:12 PM

J. Hayes


                Force you


                         MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/11
From:   HPGT42A    GUS CORSO             Time:    11:12 PM

Joy, Ask him why he wants to know.  He used to write to
Seftor a lot.


Sweetie


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/12
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     8:49 AM

Aye, you can't.

Second strike against him is that
I taught him to drive.

'bat outta h8ll' might sound familiar
to you.      MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/12
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     9:47 PM

MMM -- Would you believe that I got my very first speeding
ticket Oct 31st on my way to Mass? Now I have to go to
traffic school. Yep, I was guilty.

                                    Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/13
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     0:21 AM

Oh?

I rarely get caught. The cops around here
always set up in the same spots.

                                MMM


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Date:    12/13
From:   NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Time:     5:10 PM

MMM -- Well, here the police tell in the paper every Sunday
which streets they will be concentrating on during that
week. Do you think I ever pay any attention? No. but, I will
in the future.
                                     Joyful


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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:     NCDK02A    JOY BLANTON           Date:    12/13
From:   XMMP42B    MARY MCCULLOUGH       Time:     9:33 PM

And well you should.

Might be your own block and you'll be
fresh out of donuts, eh?
Erie has, by far, some of the fattest
cops i've ever seen. donut shops, coincidentally,
are profuse.      MMM


===============   Note     2              =================
Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    A NEW KING DITTOHEAD

To:                ALL                   Date:    12/07
From:   FXGN92D    BILL FULKS JR         Time:    10:55 PM

Bubba,
 Would you like to be the official Man-at-Arms for my Rush
fan club?

The Pres.


PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service   02/27/1994      3:11 AM

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:                ALL                   Date:    02/25
From:   UCVX17C    ACHBAN EARLY X        Time:     8:38 AM

The honorable Elijah Rush Limbaugh wonders why a recent
article by syndicated columnist Ken Adelman wasn't trashed
by his dittohead followers.   Are you dits not reading the
newspapers ???   Adleman proclaims that senator candidate
Oliver North has no integrity, no character and is a path-
ological liar.   Can not the same be said for the fraud in
the white house ????                  Early X


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     UCVX17C    ACHBAN EARLY X        Date:    02/25
From:   FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Time:     3:01 PM

Who are you? Calypso Louie or Calypso Jucoboy or Calypso
Jerry? I'll place my golf bets on Haygood.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Date:    02/25
From:   YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Time:     8:07 PM

re: golf bets, you are a wise person...





GH


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Date:    02/26
From:   FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Time:     3:27 AM

Thanks, George. But who's controlling JA's ID? This Agnew X
siht is starting to irritate me. Think Pena has hacking
skills?


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Date:    02/26
From:   UCVX17C    ACHBAN EARLY X        Time:     8:40 AM

You would lose.   At one dollar a point, you would
lose approximately $22 ... You would be smart to back
him in a beer drinking and crab cake eating contest,



                     Early X


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     UCVX17C    ACHBAN EARLY X        Date:    02/26
From:   SXFB96A    PAUL VIGNALE          Time:    11:52 AM

arhie,what's that got to do with the white house!have you
known a pres that wasn't a liar?


                     Paul


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Date:    02/26
From:   YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Time:    12:45 PM

I think this is a stupid subject as I may have indicated in
my first reply.  I didn't go back and look, but I thought it
would not be well received.  I have no idea what the
motivaton for it is.


GH


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Date:    02/26
From:   FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Time:     2:11 PM

#6 and #4,
I think your response to this subject was bounced.
I think Elijah Agnew X has challenged us to a
crab-cake eating contest. Isn't that against Islam? But
there's a good crab-cake place in Harborplace that JA and
Pena could eat at to determine the control of the Achban
Agnew ID.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     SXFB96A    PAUL VIGNALE          Date:    02/26
From:   FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Time:     2:15 PM

Clinton is a liar. That fact can't be disputed. But as far
as that Achban Agnew Hick31 Limbaugh Wannabe messenger....


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Date:    02/26
From:   YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Time:     3:17 PM

I missed the challenge stuff.





GH


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    ELIJAH R. LIMBAUGH

To:     FHHA61A    D CLARKE              Date:    02/26
From:   SXFB96A    PAUL VIGNALE          Time:     4:34 PM

Clarke,Reagan and Bush are liars too,and that can't be
disputed.Of course you can always use the excuse of "I don't
remember." 

                    Paul

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Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      HOWARD STERN
Subject:    HAYGOOD'S PENIS

To:     HPGT42A    GUS CORSO             Date:    12/23/93
From:   UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Time:     8:49 PM

Guido -->>
I'm close to striking a deal for all three of these
famous weenies to be shown on pay-per-vue ...
John Wayne Bobbitt's transplant, Michael Jackson's stripped
and George Haygood's polka dot.   Tried to sell Juan Valdez'
mule size whopper, but Haygood objected.
We could retire if this deal goes thru ...    Hick31


===============   Reply    1 of Note    1 =================

Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      HOWARD STERN
Subject:    HAYGOOD'S PENIS

To:     UCVX17A    J HAYES ANDERSON      Date:    12/23
From:   YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Time:    10:21 PM

haze-   I've heard of penis envy, but this is ridiculous.
You, too, can get the same wart on your penis; size, shape,
texture, with a little effort.  Just get yourself one medium
sized Mississippi River catfish, farm raised will not do;
have it prick your penis at the preferred female G-spot
location and in 2 to 5 years, you will have a penis to rival
that of your greatest penis producers in history.  No lie. G


===============   Reply    2 of Note    1 =================

Board:      ARTS BB
Topic:      HOWARD STERN
Subject:    HAYGOOD'S PENIS

To:     YXWK54A    GEORGE HAYGOOD        Date:    12/23
From:   HPGT42A    GUS CORSO             Time:    11:23 PM

Is this gonna be a public corporation?  Will there be lots
of envy?  What will your logo look like?   How will you keep
ditwimmin from storming the warehouse?


                                      Guido
 
PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service 01/30/1997      8:16 PM
===============   Note     1              =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:                ALL                   Date:    12/16
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     9:21 AM

Hosef de Wantonknobby b. ca. 1256, d. by ambush 2 Feb 1328.
Knight of the Marsh, Sheriff of Tremont on the Swine.
First blue-eyed member of the family.  Neighbors suspected
foul play.  Claims to be descended from Eve and the snake.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    12/16
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     7:34 PM

is that guy related to Joe?...
i know he's definitely related to a big snake....
i have it on good authority because i am keeper of the
family jewels...


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    12/17
From:   JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Time:    10:41 AM

       Yeah, I've seen them geneaologies that go back to
Adam and Eve and Gilgamesh and the Emperor of Constantinople
and all them heavy dudes.  It makes sense that somebody
might be descended from one of them Emperors, or Sultans, or
Pharoahs because, I mean, them guys got the harems and them
guys monopolize the females.  But I'm sort of suspicious of
all them celebs in the bloodline way back when.  For one
thing, it's sort of like the Rosicrucians claiming Newton,
and Leonardo da Vinci, and Master Jesus and all them
heavies.  They aren't around to deny membership anymore.
It's sort of like all them suspicious accounts of
reincarnation.  For instance, why do the people who get
reincarnated always seem to have had interesting past lives.
They always claim to have been hanging around major historic
events, like the Crucifixion or something, but never have
utterly boring lives as a reindeer herder in Lapland, a serf
in China, or an Indian in Tierra del Fuego or something.

-Lee


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    12/18
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     1:22 PM

off with yer head


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Date:    12/18
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     1:22 PM

I can assure you, sir ,,, I am descended from Royalty.

And, the knowledge of that fact and $5 will get ya
a six pack ...

But, I alwaze new ah wuz speshul


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    12/18
From:   TBLB78A    SEAN KELLY            Time:     9:37 PM

Hello Ed,

Was Hosef fond of Negros.?


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     TBLB78A    SEAN KELLY            Date:    12/19
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    10:31 AM

Hosef IS a negro ...

And a mighty fine one at that


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    12/19
From:   CSYM75B    J MEEKER              Time:     8:09 PM

agnewa88hole...   didn't you die...   so, you and the bigot
are one in the same....    how convenient....









jj


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     CSYM75B    J MEEKER              Date:    12/20
From:   KRQZ72D    R DUKE                Time:     2:25 AM

jj
  what can ya say?









  duke


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Date:    12/21
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:    10:16 PM

Lee,  #2

    I'm an exception.  I was low life, red neck trailer
trash in a former life.  But I saw the error of my ways and
was reincarnated in a higher form.




    JKW


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    12/23
From:   KHNL60B    DIANA BITRITTO        Time:     7:34 PM

Hey, Sir Ed, is that why the present British royal family is
so f----d up?

Diana B.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     KHNL60B    DIANA BITRITTO        Date:    12/24
From:   JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Time:     8:03 PM

Would that be "fouled"?

Merry Zmas.

-Lee


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     KHNL60B    DIANA BITRITTO        Date:    12/26
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     0:13 AM

the current royal family needs an anderson at the realm.

at lest one under the table looking up the queen's robe


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    12/26
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     0:13 AM

a higer life form

he hee

haa haa haa
 giggle ...

hee hee hee hee hee
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaahahahahaha

whew ,, sorry


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    12/31
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     9:42 PM

I don't understand why you won't get a regular net
type account ,,, SPRYnet (Compuserv) is a good one
most charge $19.95 unlimited time and have local
access phone numbers ... remeber GEnie ?? it's easier
than that thing was ... And, a local download thingie
called mIRC can be found on the www at their site
(mIRC's site) and then ,,,,,,,,,,,,,live chat !!!!!!!
many many many servers support mIRC ,,, DALnet, UNDERnet,
etc ...
fun fun ,,, besides, me and patti could play footsie
and then ,,, you'd be toast.  hmmm, maybe that's why you
refuse to join me ,,, you selfish republikkkan dog, you.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    10:14 AM

patti--
family jools?

is that what that blinding light was emanating from your
cedar chest?

-Lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    10:14 AM

um, lee--

i happen to know that i was a "boarding house keeper lady"
in a past life.

-Lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:    12:48 PM

I've been away from here for a while.
I've had =this= account for almost 5 years
and also have AOL.  Why do I need another
internet account?

Yes, I'm a republican and selfish where Patti
is concerned.

Merry New Year.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/12
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     1:29 AM

blinding light?
don't be getting on here telling my secrets....



hi...btw....
we need to get together again, soon...


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    01/12
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    10:14 AM

jkw--

you're shellfish where patti is concerned?

clam?  oyster?

or perhaps . . .
mussle?

smooooooch!
-yer neighborlady-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/12
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    10:14 AM

patti--

i didn't figure it was a secret.  After all, the light's so
bright, the neighbors must be talking by now?

yes, we must get together soon.
i'll have my girl call your girl.
-Lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/12
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     7:43 PM

well, we could beep each other's beeper, but i don't have
one...how 'bout you?...
Jimmy got one?...you could have his beeper beep Joe's
beeper.....sound like a plan?


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/14
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    11:18 AM

patti--

we dont have a beeper anymore.

the cat ate it.

-lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/18
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:     7:13 PM

Lynne,  #23 or something like that


    probably clam.  btw, jj likes bearded clams.





   smooch,

     JKW


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/18
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     8:36 PM

Very funny, "ed".


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    01/27
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    11:27 AM

neighborman--

do they sell bearded clams at the crab cooker?
are they on the menu, or do you have to make a special
request 2 days in advance?  jimmy needs to know.


smoooooch!
-neighborlady-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/27
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     2:14 PM

You know, I have a friend who lives at WantonKnobby Terrace
off of East Tremont Avenue. I don't think he's a hugenot or
a Southern hick, though.




Tom


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Date:    01/29
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     7:53 AM

the huggyKnots were french wimps ... they were so wimpy,
without their subjects, they almost starved in
Goochland County ... not to mention, them letting the
english nobility steal the coal from their land.
Must ah been a different batch.  Probably the Haygood
HuggyKnot clan


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Time:     2:16 PM

     What Enemy of the People and Conspirator Against
Liberty Plantagenet?  Were you for repealing the Edict of
Nantes or something?

-Lee


===============   Reply   29 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     5:10 PM

jer---

i thot huggyknots were what occurs when dits get thier
didies in a bind?

was i incorrect?

again?

-lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     6:16 PM

#27,

Huggynots were Protestants.

Reason enough for them to be idiots.


Tom

BTW, I thought the Haygoods were the distant cousins of the
Andersons. I know the Kellys are closely allied with the
Clarkes and are occaisonally impersonated by the Davises.


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/29
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     6:16 PM

#29,

Huggynots are French for Calvinists and diapers.






Tom


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Date:    01/30
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     3:28 AM

tom---

uh, yeh, i know that.

you're kind of a literal-typa guy aintcha?


if all the HG numbers weren't assigned, you just might have
one by now.

-hg4-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

i oncet ate a bearded clam ...

i also oncet bowled a 86


===============   Reply   34 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

my great grandson had all them dang illie Getimate
kids ,,,, them Beauforts ... and all they wanted to
do was fight over some roses .... dang pansies.

if the Sir Edmund Anderson's kids had stayed in England,
we wouldn't have all this nonsense with Charlie and Di.

Sigh, I had such great plans for my descendants.

King Edward I


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

better hang onto your knickers ... one of my
descendants might come out and visit ...

his name is Melhorn


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/30
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     7:40 PM

#32,

I have a friend who was designated HG4 back in 1996.

He still hasn't told me what the HG stood for.



Tom (probably HG8 at this point)


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Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/30
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     7:40 PM

#34,

Yeah right ,,,


I'm sure you have a distant branch of the house of Windsor.


Tom (of the dysfunctional House of Ulster)


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BE-HEADED

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/30
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     7:40 PM

#35,

Mehlhorn's old nemesis moved from Chicago to LA.

I'm sure he's escaped from his Anaheim rubber room as we
speak.



Tom (too d8mn familiar with the houses of Corso, Haygood,
and Vasi)

===============   Note     1              =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:                ALL                   Date:    01/29
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     7:53 AM


Well ... it has been 5 daze since a ugly funnel cloud
dropped down and paid the 'boro a visit.  Damage in
the Barfield Community was somewhat ugly.   Wonder
when our fearless leader is gonna come and "feel our
pain"  ??   Shucks, you would think at least Owl Gore
would come and console us.  He is gonna run for Prezzy
ain't he ???  Oh, I forgot.  clinTon has already annointed
him .... Maybe they'll send Socks ... Now I know how
Susan McDougal feels ,,, waiting, ya know.
Phricking Phrauds, they is.


===============   Reply    1 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Time:     1:14 PM

Ed,
   I think you can blame yourself for the lack of federal
relief funds to your area.  Bill reads the Rush BB, you know
- and you've hurt his feelings more than once.  Better
apologize to him and turn a new leaf.


===============   Reply    2 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     5:10 PM

jer--
was that your hometown?

i thought i saw ya peekin out from under that double wide
day-bree.

you're cute.



smoooooch!
-lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Date:    01/29
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     5:10 PM

richie---

gawd no!

don't tell him to turn over a new leaf!
last time he turned his leaf over we had to fumigate.

it was ugly, i'm tellin ya.

-lynne-


===============   Reply    4 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/29
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     6:16 PM

What boro do you live in?


I have a sister who lived in the Barfield community of
Memphis before it became a slum.




Tom (the Anti-Elvis, according to Cornelius, Hartley, and
Mojo Nixon)


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

lmao ...

ayep, that was me ... anybody seen my front porch ??

How about my tires ,,, we're gonna move this house
to Florida


===============   Reply    6 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

murfreesBORO ..



memfiss sucks


===============   Reply    7 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Date:    01/30
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:    12:41 PM

you would think that at least my
democrat type congressmna woulda
showed up ....

I think he was hiding in  the cloak room
with Barney Frank ....


===============   Reply    8 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/30
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     8:33 PM

#6,

Where I live, secessionist neighborhoods like Brooklyn and
Staten Island are considered boroughs. Places like
Murphreesboro are considered small hick towns. And places
like Memphis are time bombs that make even liberal-on-crime
New Yorkers look good.


Tom (back in the borough of kings, again)


===============   Reply    9 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/30
From:   RZGP87B    TOM KELLY             Time:     8:34 PM

#7,

I thought all Tennessee congressmen with the exception of
Harold Ford Jr. were either Blue Dog democrats or
Republicans.


Tom (in the district of a dead yellow dog Democrat)


===============   Reply   10 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    BORO TORNADO(E)

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/30
From:   TNSE16B    JULIE FROST           Time:     8:34 PM

Dear Ed,
  Wouldn't you rather see Socks anyhow? He's MUCH more
photogenic than either Billy Boy or Algore the Talking Tree.


Best regards,
Julie and Audrey the Purrsome Fursome Kitty
===============   Note     1              =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:                ALL                   Date:    01/01
From:   PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Time:     2:43 AM

Hi to the old gang,
This bb def needs some humor.
Instead of getting mad,
laugh at 'em.

check out
http://www.ctyme.com/bartcop


Ewe'll be glad you did..


===============   Reply    1 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Date:    01/01
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     6:03 PM

gawdammit, CoppOut ...

I've been hanging out on UNDERnet waiting for you
to show up ... I even put BARTCOP on my notify list.

Ya won't believe the we'erDoes on #Politics ...
Some of them are dang right scary.   BTW .....

clinTon is a fraud and a pathological liar.

Save the Texas Eagle


===============   Reply    2 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Date:    01/03
From:   GRDG11A    THOMAS MILLS          Time:     1:48 AM

Copprophagus,
  Looked for you on the Simpsons, but then, dang it,
remembered that guests on that show have to be funny.  And
yer about as funny as a teaspoon of Grayson's testosterone.

lol:>
tm


===============   Reply    3 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Date:    01/08
From:   WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Time:     6:08 PM

by the way ,,,

surely you don't think any from this crowd (save me)
even has the faint'st idea what "www" means, do ya ????

They can't find their holes d'ass because their butts
be in the way ...


===============   Reply    4 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     WYAA58B    ED PLANTAGENET        Date:    01/09
From:   JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Time:     3:07 PM

     I get it you Norman enemy of the people.  You didn't
major in Ebonics.  You studied Igpay d'Atinlay.

-Lee


===============   Reply    5 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     JJNU99A    LEE EDWARDS           Date:    01/09
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     6:30 PM

nobody, but nobody does pig latin as well as moe, larry and
curly....
although you rank right up there....








attipay...


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/09
From:   JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Time:     9:56 PM

ixnay, umbskullnay


===============   Reply    7 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Date:    01/09
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:    11:54 PM

here's one of my favorite stooge songs...


be i boe..be i boo..
be i bippeybye be oh boe..
bippey by bo baby boo....bippey by boe boo...



'member that one???....


===============   Reply    8 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/10
From:   JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Time:     4:59 PM

Patty,
   Only an idiot would forget that!  You know the Family
Station has reruns of the stooges at 11 pm these parts.  I
need to start watching!


===============   Reply    9 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     JUPD05A    RICHARD GRAYSON       Date:    01/10
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     5:22 PM

thanks for the reminder....Joe doesn't care for them so i
never really think about watching them....i think i'll start
taping them....i can always watch when he's working...
i just love those guys and need a stooge 'library' to call
my very own.....


===============   Reply   10 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     PTJP10A    TERRY COPPAGE         Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    12:15 PM

Terry--

I'm very glad I did.


-Lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    12:15 PM

patti--

dammat, now i'm gonna be singing that moronic song all day.

thanx.

-lynne-


===============   Reply   12 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:    12:15 PM

patti--
you get the family channel?

all we get is the arab channel, the korean channel and 2
hispanic channels.

oh, and adam and eve.  go figger.

-Lynne-


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Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:    12:48 PM

#7 & #9

you really need to get out more


===============   Reply   14 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Time:    12:48 PM

#11

    You actually know that song?






     sigh,

     JKW


===============   Reply   15 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     2:15 PM

lynne...
it was my pleasure....
one of my favorite melodies, btw....


===============   Reply   16 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     2:15 PM

we get lots and lots of 'different' channels...we get
probably 4 or 5 Hispanic stations, a Korean station,
Vietnamese station, even the Arab one (i especially enjoy
watching the belly dancing on that one)....problem is, we're
limited to channels that speak English...and i'm especially
miffed that we don't get Court TV.....i wanted to watch the
new jonnie-cockroach show and throw rotten tomatoes at my
screen......


don't tell me -you- get court tv or i'll have to come armed
with a bushel of rotten ones.....


===============   Reply   17 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    01/11
From:   FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Time:     2:15 PM

don't be knocking my childhood....


===============   Reply   18 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22A    JOSEPH WATANABE       Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     2:34 PM

jkw--

unfortunately, yes i know that song.

i had all but forgotten it after years of intensive therapy.

tell patti my shrink thanks her.

-lynne-


===============   Reply   19 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     2:34 PM

patti--

see my note to jkw regarding this sad topic.

-lynne-


===============   Reply   20 of Note    1 =================

Board:      RADIO BB
Topic:      RUSH LIMBAUGH
Subject:    COPP SAYS HI

To:     FWRD22B    PATRICIA WATANABE     Date:    01/11
From:   XDCN71B    LYNNE STOCKEL         Time:     3:27 PM

nope, no court teevee here.

you're welcome to come and throw rotten tomatoes at sesame
st en espanol, however.

-lynne-