Michael Jackson Parody: THEY'RE OUT OF MY LIFE (apologies to Tom Bahler, none to MJJ) They're out of my life They're out of my life I don't know whether to laugh or cry I don't know whether to live or die And it hurts like Bubbles' bite (1) They're out of my life It's out of my hands It's out of my hands To think for 12 years they were here (2) Took those boys for granted, I was so cavalier Now the way that it stands It's out of my hands So I've learned that love's not a possession And I've learned that lust can wait Now I've learned not to give little boys erections (3) But I learned too late, and now They're out of my life They're out of my life Damn Thomas Sneddon and cursed pride (4) I was looking at 18 to life And it hurts like Bubbles' bite They're out of my life ----------------- notes and acknowledgements -------- (1) Ever gotten bit by a chimp? Hurts like hell... (2) First child molestation charge against MJ was made in 1993. It's now 2005. You do the math. Supposedly 12 was MJ's cut-off age, too. (3) I won't elaborate further on what MJ did to his victims.. It's too disgusting. But at least that line rhymed. We can only hope he's quit molesting boys. (4) Thomas Sneddon is the District Attorney who has been dogging MJ since 1993. MJ actually composed a snuff song for Sneddon called "D.S." in 1995's HIStory album. (c)&(p) 2003, 2005 Thomas D. Clarke Originally composed November 2003 in Greencastle, PA revised June 2005 in Ridgewood, Queens, NYC Z100 or somebody with money, please record this!