Michael Jackson Parody:
THEY'RE OUT OF MY LIFE
(apologies to Tom Bahler, none to MJJ)


They're out of my life
They're out of my life
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
I don't know whether to live or die
And it hurts like Bubbles' bite (1)
They're out of my life

It's out of my hands
It's out of my hands
To think for 12 years they were here (2)
Took those boys for granted, I was so cavalier
Now the way that it stands
It's out of my hands

So I've learned that love's not a possession
And I've learned that lust can wait
Now I've learned not to give little boys erections (3)
But I learned too late, and now 

They're out of my life 
They're out of my life
Damn Thomas Sneddon and cursed pride (4)
I was looking at 18 to life
And it hurts like Bubbles' bite
They're out of my life


----------------- notes and acknowledgements --------
(1) Ever gotten bit by a chimp? Hurts like hell...
(2) First child molestation charge against MJ was
made in 1993. It's now 2005. You do the math.
Supposedly 12 was MJ's cut-off age, too.
(3) I won't elaborate further on what MJ did to his 
victims.. It's too disgusting. But at least that line
rhymed. We can only hope he's quit molesting boys.
(4) Thomas Sneddon is the District Attorney who has
been dogging MJ since 1993. MJ actually composed a 
snuff song for Sneddon called "D.S." in 1995's HIStory
album.

(c)&(p) 2003, 2005 Thomas D. Clarke
Originally composed November 2003 in Greencastle, PA
revised June 2005 in Ridgewood, Queens, NYC

Z100 or somebody with money, please record this!